Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number