Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.