So they could make corn dogs.
Paperback
Because it's more than a ceiling
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
You tape bread to the ceiling.
Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
Nowledge."
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Because the shelter was non prophet.