A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.