How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

December Jokes More December Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!