How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!