Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.