What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate