What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"