How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.