How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage