What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON