Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.