Oh God, not the B's!
Paperback
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Johnny Cage
A Nicolas Cage.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
They go back and re-herse.
Elf and safety
Pigs don't have red noses.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Very tired feet.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Sir, she came in with you!"
He was suicidal.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!