What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down