Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Turn the barstool upside down.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
On a microwave.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.