Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.