What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.