What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.