Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.