What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands