Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes