What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.