Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf