Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !