What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !