How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.