What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...