What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!