What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Morning Ham

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!