Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.