How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes More Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"