How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.