How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible