How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"