How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Magic Johnson Jokes More Magic Johnson Jokes

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.