How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss