How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl