How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff