How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.