How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!