How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.