How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.