How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!