Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?