What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.