What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.