How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.