How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'