How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.