How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo